this
broken
typeof and instanceof
broken
a duck language that doesn’t typeid ?
duck that
prototype
no one in the world wants it.
class should be separate from the state.
cps (callback passing)
cps is done by compilers.
how the fuck is that high level ?
promises
promises can’t solve producer consumer problem.
you need good old mutexes for that.
constant library api breakage
thank god npm is not selling candy.
alice : why isn’t this candy sweet ?
npm : you know, salt is the new sweet.
alice : you are lame.
you can look at grunt and express for examples of this.
what the fuck is wrong with programming language communities ?
every language seems to have a “war” with
| goto | everyone |
| if | oops |
| pointers | everyone |
| = | dysfunctional langs |
| while loops | dysfunctional langs |
| return | async |
| types | ducked up langs |
| statements | dysfunctional langs |
| sequential execution | dysfunctional langs |
| global variables | everyone |
what else is there to program with ? butterflies ?
c++ has has all of them
every time I try these “war” languages, my appreciation for
c++ goes up.
every application that I ever liked using is in c++.
c++ offers abstractions to the programmer.
everyone else, forces.
hype. never. again.